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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Men...do we really need them?

Now that I have my babies, I wonder sometimes..."Do I really need him around"? Well, the answer is YES, absolutely YES. But, I had a very much NO moment today when I walked around his side of the bed, tripped on a pile of his crap and slammed my foot down on his belt buckle, which then pierced through and punctured my foot. You know that part of a buckle that hooks into the whole of the belt? Yeah, that went all the way into my foot. Blood was gushing and I was angry, cursing, crying, and trying to figure out how I was going to get from my bedroom to the kitchen without dripping blood all over the carpet.

Meanwhile, I had just put the baby down for a nap and was watching the clock tick tick tick.
I was just about to lay down and take a nap (something I never get to do) and something like this happens. And it was HIS fault!!!

Well, I recovered and even simmered down. By the time he got home, I was not angry, but made it very clear WHY he needs to pick up his crap. I'm clumsy and I trip a lot. He knows this, so why after 8 years can he not just pick it up!!!

Oh well, I still love him, but I do wish that he could take my tetanus shot for me. If that were the case I would have them put it in his ass!!!

2 comments:

  1. I love you. This is hilarious! (other than the actual foot hurting part- ewe!!!)

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  2. True dat! Also, I am now officially blogstalking you. You've been warned! :)

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